Gerri Peev: Biggest story so far in Brown meltdown
As the Cabinet implodes and Brown clings on by his fingernails (which incidentally are very short because he bites them), news reaches us of the most momentous development so far.
A telescopic SNP press release lands in the inbox:
Its headline reads: BROWN MELTDOWN REFLECTED IN HEARTLAND BY-ELECTIONS
LABOUR JUST CLING ON IN SAFEST WESTMINSTER SEAT IN SCOTLAND
The release details the earth shattering news that the Labour vote in a by election in Coatbridge North and Glenboig in North Lanarkshire has collapsed.
But er, Labour still won. This is hailed as a massive blow for Gordon Brown by Bruce Crawford.
A clever Labour press officer would actually dress this up as a victory for the PM, given the range of catastrophes facing him.
The headline about the Aberdeen man lost at sea springs to mind...
A telescopic SNP press release lands in the inbox:
Its headline reads: BROWN MELTDOWN REFLECTED IN HEARTLAND BY-ELECTIONS
LABOUR JUST CLING ON IN SAFEST WESTMINSTER SEAT IN SCOTLAND
The release details the earth shattering news that the Labour vote in a by election in Coatbridge North and Glenboig in North Lanarkshire has collapsed.
But er, Labour still won. This is hailed as a massive blow for Gordon Brown by Bruce Crawford.
A clever Labour press officer would actually dress this up as a victory for the PM, given the range of catastrophes facing him.
The headline about the Aberdeen man lost at sea springs to mind...
Labels: Gerri Peev, Gordon Brown, SNP
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10:59
2 Comments:
If a "clever Labour press officer can dress this up as a victory for the PM" I suppose we can expect that to be a banner head-line in the Scotsman tomorrow then?
Mr Gray called it a personal humiliation for Mr Salmond. But then, you said clever, didn't you!?
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