Hamish Macdonell - they must be desperate

WITH public interest in the European elections hardly able to raise a blip on the national consciousness, Labour in Scotland have resorted to desperate measures.
According to a press release issued by Labour this morning, the European elections have much in common with tonight's Champions' League Final.
They both demonstrate acute and aggressive national rivalries and the desire to kick lumps out of each other and they both provide opportunities for already well-paid individuals to earn even more money they don't deserve.
Well, that wasn't quite what the Labour release said, it actually said that the European elections and the Champions League showed the importance of working in Europe.
But, you know that when politicians try to attach themselves to something really popular, they are getting desperate. It won't be long before one of the parties attaches itself to Susan Boyle ...
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